October 2011
September 2011
aubrey: im jazz spaghetti and meat ballls!
Robert Hutto: yeah dude i almost qualled that out before we left
aubrey: my dad just said
aubrey: some meaat balllllssss
Robert Hutto: stop it
Robert Hutto: i seriously cannot handle that do not say anything else
aubrey: http://26.media.tumblr.com/avatar_07a544c8c20d_128.png spaghetti and meatballs
Robert Hutto: fucking stop it seriously oh my god
aubrey: IM JAZZMINE
aubrey: SPAGHETTI
aubrey: AND MEATBAAALLLLSSSS
Robert Hutto: i am going to tell him you are sending smart ass emails laughing at him aubrey
aubrey: how do dog peens taste
aubrey: are you hearing this
aubrey: dad is having a moment
Robert Hutto: no unfortunately
Robert Hutto: i caught a few lines
aubrey: "my nonsequiter circut"
Robert Hutto: oh my god
aubrey: holy shit oh my god
aubrey: there is a number on my phone bill from iowa
aubrey: and Iw as like
aubrey: who the fuck is iowa that I talked to for 3 hours in the middle of the night a month ago
aubrey: and I just dialed it and its your fucking girlfriend and Iw as on heroin
aubrey: jesus christ
chelsea: what is so important that you have to say to me
Robert Hutto: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teIVja42EDk
chelsea: oh
aubrey: guess who smells like a dead pig
Robert Hutto: its you
aubrey: yes
aubrey: last night I got really drunk and fucked with my dad a lot
aubrey: bad news
Robert Hutto: i missed the with in that sentence and i was very concerned
Robert Hutto: what happened hahaha
aubrey: I can sum it up in four words
aubrey: "I peed a lot"
aubrey: in short I am taking a two hour walk at noon
aubrey: to avoid him
aubrey: you poop out foam if you plug it
Robert Hutto: hahaha ew
Robert Hutto: like shaving cream or bubble bath foam or what
aubrey: shaving cream
Robert Hutto: ewww
Robert Hutto: "a Louisa man was arrested today after evading a police patrol that was called to investigate a report of trespassing. the man had been fishing illegally on a local car dealership's pond and had lined the bed of his pick up truck with a vinyl tarp, and filled the bed with water."
Robert Hutto: "upon pulling the man over, the police officers discovered seventeen fish as well as other animals, including a large turtle"
this was apparently post 18,000
Robert Hutto: what is the age of consent in japan anyway
aubrey: "i dont care I am american"
Robert Hutto: you could get one of the elaborate glass plate display cases
Robert Hutto: are you going to open them or just pull a barry
aubrey: hahahahaha
aubrey: "my dildos have resale value"
aubrey: omg robbie
aubrey: I am dysgdsdg
aubrey: gonna buy me some dildos and some lube
aubrey: www.sextoystore.com here I go
Robert Hutto: hahahahahaha
aubrey: its gonna be a fuckin party at aubreys house
aubrey: dildos everywhere
Robert Hutto: man so uh
Robert Hutto: apparently my mom got arrested hahahaha
aubrey: hahahaha
aubrey: oh no
Robert Hutto: dude just
Robert Hutto: god damn it
Robert Hutto: what is the age of consent in japan anyway
aubrey: "i dont care I am american"
aubrey: hey robbie
Robert Hutto: yo
aubrey: threeway with spacebat
aubrey: what do you think
2: 25:41 AM konatabodypillow is offline
okay so i am going to go through my aim...
this should be really entertaining so get ready for LOLs (Lots Of Laughs)
holy fucking shit
konatabodypillow: jesus some kid just
konatabodypillow: linked me to a photo of his dads grave
konatabodypillow: and said "my dad looks great in this photo"
aubrey: ashksdjhg ahahahahahahahaha
konatabodypillow: i do not know what to say at all
aubrey: that IS SO GOOD OH MY GOD
konatabodypillow: this is so uncomfortable
